My Posts from this Week:
If Al Qaeda gets hold of my dog’s secret, we’re all SCREWED.
Flickr succeeds in making me sick to my stomach.
I divulge what a woman should NEVER EVER NEVER EVER EVER NEVER ask a guy. EVER.
Seriously, ladies.
I can’t stress that shit enough.
In other GREAT BIG NEWS this week:
I sold a shirt.
That makes four dollars I’ve made so far.
Don’t be hatin’.
Moments in MENTAL POO History:
A year ago this week on ‘Mental Poo‘:
I hold a survey to see what the weirdest search term my blog shows up in and “WHACK THE MEN AND POO ON HIM” comes in SECOND.
Second.
The fuck?
I address a “Dear Moog” letter about Asian Women Holding Things.
Yes. You read that right.
Welcome to my life.
Two Years Ago this week on ‘Mental Poo‘:
I give some VERY helpful tips on how to write a great blog.
Keep in mind, I wrote this a whole four months after starting this one.
SUCKAS!
I spin a tale about high school when I used to torture a poor crippled kid.
And how he’d get back at me.
Awesome.
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Some funny shit that’s not mine that I read this week:
Maxie at “I hate so much” publishes a letter that I wrote to her mom.
Yes. I wrote to her mom.
I’m not proud.
(lying)
Jay’s list of things, including things you can’t do and pretend it’s sexy.
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There you go, folks.
Some new shit, some old shit.
That should keep you busy.
See you on Monday.
Moog out.