Archive for the ‘inspirational posters’ Category

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Today…a MENTAL POO TWOFER!!

Why am I the only one clapping?

Assholes.

Regardless, nothing to see here today…

…except a custom “motivational poster” made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously…

…I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here’s today’s poster for you (click to enlarge (that’s what she said)):

…and…


Sure, they only live 24 hours.

24 HOURS OF SEXYTIME MAGGOTY FUN!!

I’d take that action.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won’t.

Moog out.

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Before I start today it has come to my attention that last Monday, September 14th, was my two year anniversary on starting this stupid blog.

Please…sit down…you’re embarrassing yourselves.

I accept gifts in the form of cash, Paypal, adult novelties, porn, porn strapped to an adult novelty with cash, and nude photos of females in various poses with any of the previously mentioned items.

Thanks in advance.

On a side note:

Dad..I swear…you send me nude photos again and I’ll hunt you down and kill you myself.

ONWARD!!

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today…

…except a custom “motivational poster” made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously…

…I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here’s today’s poster for you (click to enlarge (that’s what she said)):


Been there, dude.

One question, guys:

Does this cast make me look fat?

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won’t.

Moog out.

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today…

…except a custom “motivational poster” made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously…

…I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here’s today’s poster for you (click to enlarge (that’s what she said)):


Um…

Just to clarify…

I would do either one of them at 6 pm on a clear day.

But this isn’t about me.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won’t.

Moog out.

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today…

…except a custom “motivational poster” made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously…

…I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here’s today’s poster for you (click to enlarge (that’s what she said)):


Great.

There go my African American readers.

(no one leaves)

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won’t.

Moog out.

*******************

Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today…

…except a custom “motivational poster” made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously…

…I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here’s today’s poster for you (click to enlarge (that’s what she said)):


So…

Touching.

(points at crotch)

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won’t.

Moog out.