Because I’ve been on vacation, and busy, I’ve been neglecting my movierly (what the fuck?) duties.
YOU GET FOUR REVIEWS!!
Sit down and stop clapping…you’re embarrassing yourselves.
I think I’m hanging up this site.
But I want your opinion on it.
Two things have come to mind to me recently regarding these reviews:
1) I no longer have the time to continue to write the lengthy movie reviews that I do here and…
2) I’m quickly running out of money going to all these fucking movies
That said, I’m either going to shut this site down shortly…
…or try to get some volunteers to help me out.
* looking at YOU
Let me know what you think of these shorter, abridged versions and if you think this site is worth continuing if I was to only do them in this shorter fashion.
In the meantime, some short reviews of things I’ve seen recently:
Transformers 2: The Revenge of the Fallen
The Pros: 1) Megan Fox
2) See #1
3) Special Effects are excellent
4) See #2
1) Will someone please call John Turturro and tell him that his career called and wants him back?
2) Some scenes don’t have Megan Fox in them.
Seriously…what the fuck?
My Score: 2-1/2 Mooge Splats (out of a possible 4)
GO SEE THIS FUCKING MOVIE RIGHT NOW.
Are you still here?
Did you not read what I just wrote?!
Get your ass moving!
Funniest goddamn movie I’ve seen in a LOOONG time.
My Score: 3-1/2 Mooge Splats (out of a possible 4)
Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
I have two kids and therefore am required by law to see stuff like this every so often.
However…not as bad as I thought it was going to be.
Not as good, either, though.
The saving grace, once again, is that stupid squirrel thing, ‘Scrat,’ which I sometimes call ‘scat’ because I’m obsessed with poop.
My Score: 2 Mooge Splats (out of a possible 4)
From my Netflix List:
I believe that this was a contender last year for ‘Best Picture.’
Well deserved nomination.
Now, I’m not a fan of Meryl Streep, but she was simply fucking awesome in this movie.
However, this was also the first movie where I looked at Amy Adams and went..
“Hmm…maybe she’s NOT that hot.”
I never want to have that feeling again.
Great movie though with an ending that leaves you in…well…doubt.
But well worth seeing for the acting, at the very least.
3-1/2 Mooge Splats (out of a possible 4)
I’m not sure where I’ll be going with this site moving forward…
BUT any and all guest posts are welcome.
Also…money is welcome, too.
These tickets are getting expensive.
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Email me here, or via the link on the right of the page and we’ll see what we can do.
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