Today I’m reviewing a movie off my Netflix list:
Let me get this out front and say that the ONLY fucking reason that it was on my Netflix list is because my wife wanted it there.
Sometimes I let her win.
Regardless, let’s get to it.
See that movie poster up there for the movie?
It could easily be replaced with this one:
What a giant piece of dogshit.
Listen, you know a chick flick is shit when the woman who wanted to watch it in the first place says this at the closing credits:
Wife: “Well. That was a giant waste of two hours.”
Two hours?
Try two hours, nine minutes.
Killing myself would take less time, and I’d probably laugh more doing it.
The two bright spots:
1) Scarlett Johansson is in it AND getting her boobs groped while wearing a bra!
2) See #1.
There were more fucking people in one of the most convoluted ‘he said’/’she said’ plots than Jon and Kate discussing who they were going to have an affair with next.
Kate.
Sure, it would be like screwing an open window after her 8 kids…but whatever.
Regardless, this crapfest makes it on my ‘Moog’s Awful Movie List.’
My Score:
1 Mooge Splat (out of a possible four)
The single splat is simply to acknowledge Scarlett’s sweet, sweet boobies.
So, I guess there WERE two reasons to like the movie.
Her left one, and her right one.
Moog out.
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