>As you may or may not know, my longtime friend, cube-mate, and all-around general person who grosses me the Hell out on a constant basis, Kristin, moved out of my cube at work to a different floor.
Subsequently, once in a while, I’ll get Instant Messages from her asking a question.
Sadly, none of them are, like, “We banging today?”
Regardless, Kristin will IM me with valid, serious questions about work.
And THIS, folks…is why my gravestone will simply say:
Here you go:
This probably explains why we’re not banging.
What an asshole.