>Was in the cafeteria at work getting my fifth cup of hazelnut coffee with two Splenda and half-n-half when OMG I JUST REALIZED I’M GAY.
Was in the cafeteria getting my (insert manly type of coffee here) when I noticed this poster:
This is supposed to get me to want to drink Red Bull so I recharge and then next thing I know I’m a 40-year old man riding a Razor scooter with my tie flung over my shoulder going “Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” through the hallways while wearing an expression like I just got my report card and I DIDN’T flunk remedial English?
Because all I want to do when I see this poster is to run up and shank this guy in the kidney with a homemade shiv.
If you’re this happy at work, take the day off asshole because you’re making the rest of us miserable people look bad.
Enjoy your weekend.