>FU, Facilities

Posted: March 25, 2011 in I'm an asshole, work

>In the men’s locker room here at work, this sign is posted on the mirror:

And this is how you know that, as a member of the “Facilities” group, that no one respects you even a tiny little bit:

“I AM A MEMBER OF FACILITIES AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME!”

*cricket

I especially like the gaul of the asshole who put his SHOES on the counter just to be, like, “You know what, facilities? I know shoes are filthy and supposed to go on the floor and would literally take up 6 inches of space but you are not the boss of me and I will NOT BOW TO THE ESTABLISHMENT!”

* spits

Personally, I don’t do this.

I have a locker. That I put a lock on.

We’re not supposed to have that, either.

FU, Facilities.

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