>My newspaper kept running a series of High School wrestling photos for, like, two weeks and with every disturbing photo I just kept thinking to myself:
“Thank GOD I don’t wrestle,” and “I’m glad I’m not gay,” and “I’m glad I’m not a gay wrestler” because, honestly, this shit doesn’t look comfortable whether or not you’re doing it for sport.
So since the title of this is “Shit I Forgot to Write About” I have to tell you that I was all ready to have my first ever “Caption Contest” with the winner getting an official “Midget Man of Steel Coffee Mug” but then I forgot to do it so I made up some captions myself.
Think you can do better?
Do you want one of these:
(hint: you can always just BUY ONE you cheap bastard)
If so, just leave your caption in the comments section, I’ll pick a winner and announce it next week.