>I’m pretty sure they only keep me here for the entertainment

Posted: February 4, 2011 in spam spam eggs and spam, work

>This year in the Northeast US we’re getting belted with tons and tons of snow and if you think I’m kidding, look at this statistic from the National Weather Service:


Regardless, here in New Hampshire and Massachusetts we’ve gotten FIFTY INCHES OF SNOW in 30 days which is okay with me because where I work a lot of people commute literally 60 miles except for me who commutes, like, 7.

This means a lot of people ‘work from home’ which means ‘fuck off and play XBox or watch porn or both if time allows.’

At least for me.

But one morning after a storm I decided that I didn’t want to finish the next level of Borderlands so I went into work.


Well that was a stupid idea.

On a related note, I always find it humorous to see laborers shoveling and plowing two feet of snow because they’re all Mexicans for some reason and you just have to know they’re thinking:

“Sonofabitch. I picked the wrong border to cross.”

So I get in and send my entire group the picture along with this email:


The only reply I got was from missing-tooth Dan.

If you’re surprised Dan is missing a tooth then you are completely unfamiliar with New Hampshire and it’s peoples.


Dan didn’t reply but about an hour or so later my boss showed up so there goes my plan of heading home early.

So I wrote this post instead.

I guess it’s a good thing I came to work then. Because I wouldn’t have had the time to write this if I was home masturbating and playing XBox.

I mean, ‘working from home.’

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Update:

Since no one anywhere in the United States seems to be talking about all this snow, I figured I’d give you an idea of what it looks like up here in Southern New Hampshire.

This is a parking lot of a local mall where the guys plowing have just decided, instead, to make Mount Everest. And, yes, there is actually a FLAG on the top of this thing which is roughly 50 feet high:

Also, this is what it looks like in my apartment’s parking lot if you don’t bother to clean off your cars EVER:


Those are not monster trucks.

To give you an idea of how much snow is actually on that car, you can see the side-view mirror sticking out the side of the one closest.

Also, my neighbor really is an asshole.

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