>It’s Like a Venus Flytrap only Christmasier

Posted: December 20, 2010 in Christmas, movies, videos, wtf

>Just a quickie today (that’s what she said).

My new cell phone is “state-of-the-art” compared to my old cell phone which had rotary dial and came with one of those operator ladies who plugs the cords into the wall to connect you to the General Store so you can order more chicken feed.

My new cell phone takes video!! This excites me for several reasons…12 of which involve youporn.com but we won’t get into that right now.

So with my new video-taking, non-rotary-dial, God-I-miss-Glenda-my-phone-operator cell phone in hand with my kids at Walmart as we wandered into the “Christmas Decoration” section…

..this is shit I do with it.

God I love technology.

But I really miss Glenda.


I will be taking a tiny Christmas break here for a few days but feel free to rewatch this over and over and over again and share it or go to my Youtube channel by clicking here or on this little icon right here:

Merry Christmas to all you Jesus people, and have a great weekend to everyone else (read: heathens).

Moog out.

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