>Midget Porn, Yahoo and the Crazy European Serial Killer Tutor

Posted: November 10, 2010 in spam spam eggs and spam, work, wtf

>Sometimes life hands you lemons.

I know I’m supposed to make lemonade but, SCREW YOU, LIFE..seriously? LEMONS?!

Life can be an ASSHOLE.

And then sometimes life hands you strange European guys who send you Yahoo Messenger Friend Requests out of the blue…

..and then you accept said European guy’s friend request because even though you’ve seen the movie “Hostel” and are now scared of everything European you’re pretty sure this is legit.

Well..

You get THIS:

I have not a clue who this guy is.

So I click on the link and it’s this picture:

Ironically, this is a picture from another post I did forever ago about messed up Yahoo Messenger messages.

God makes me laugh sometimes.

We continue…

In yet ANOTHER strange twist…

This is NOT the first time I’ve been IM’d randomly out of the blue regarding midgets and sex.

You want my life, don’t you?

Onward..

Here is the picture I found:


SEXY ASIAN BOY!

*cricket

So then European serial killer midget porn guy signs out and I’m just sitting here staring at this entire conversation thinking “THANK YOU, GOD – THIS MADE MY WHOLE DAY” when I look over at the guy’s Yahoo avatar:

Yep.

Total European midget porn watching serial killer tutor.

SO GLAD HE’S ON MY BUDDY LIST!!

Stay tuned.

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