Penis Shadows and Janet’s Love of Coq

Posted: May 6, 2010 in friends, I'm an asshole, spam spam eggs and spam

This is probably why my friends don’t email me much.

I got an email the other day from my friend Janet.

After this time and this time, you’d figure she’d know better.

The email was addressed to about 30 friggin’ people and was simply this:


A big wall of shadow penises.

Awesome.

I’ve seen this before…so I could have just..

..you know..

DELETED IT.

But where’s the fun in that?

So I instead do what all good friends do and REPLIED TO ALL with this:


Yep.

Replied to everyone regarding Janet’s ‘love of everything cock.’

Because it’s only funny if everyone including her husband sees it.

And, no guys, you can’t have her email address.

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Comments
  1. Maxie says:

    This is why I don't email you. I made that mistake once.NEVER AGAIN.

  2. Mrsblogalot says:

    Her own fault really.Oh well, at least you had fun.

  3. Hello, it's been some time..I just wanted to tell you that your today comment on Vodka Logic's is PRICELESS!!Hope you have a bright day!Betty

  4. Jessica says:

    You have friends?I kid, that photo is fantastic. Janet should know better by now.

  5. WILLIAM says:

    I wonder if that wall only gets the sun in the morning, which produces the morning wood shadows.

  6. Ed says:

    AWESOME!Got me again, you little fucker.Yes, I laughed out loud. Because I too am juvenile.

  7. Daffy says:

    Why is it juvenile to laught at this? Juvenile has some of the same letters a penile….hmmm…imgaine that.

  8. Joann Mannix says:

    Moog, You know you can't torment innocent folks without getting your just reward one of these days, right?I'd be watching your back, if I were you. Janet might be gunning for you with a lethal combo of Ambien, a tag team of midgets, some massive dildos and a video camera. Just a warning.

  9. 00dozo says:

    One of my oldest best friends has a sense of humour like yours – thank God he doesn't own a computer.I wonder, as the sun rises, do the penises suffer shrinkage??And, is Janet's husband named Brad?

  10. Travis says:

    Is it possible to have shadow penis envy?

  11. Momma Fargo says:

    Ha! Ok…Travis's comment made me laugh harder than the shadow penis pic.

  12. That is freaking hilarious! I went to my daughter's kindergarten orientation yesterday and they had a map where kids had made cardboard cutouts of the different states. I looked at my mom and my hubs and said look at Hawaii….it looked like a giant cock! I wish I would've had my camera!

  13. Moooooog35 says:

    Maxie: Refresh my memory..what happened?Mrsblogalot: That's all I'm saying, really.Betty: It's actually mostly cloudy today, but thanks anyway.Jessica: I know. Surprising, right?William: That is quite possibly genius.Ed: Join the club, my friend.Daffy: No. No it's not. At least that's what I'm telling myself.Joann: AGAIN?!00dozo: WHO the Hell doesn't own a computer?Travis: Sadly, yes.Momma: You realize you're not supposed to backhand compliment the guy who wrote the thing, right?Random: All the parents within earshot must have been so happy.

  14. Love the picture, too funny.btw you are this week's weiner this week…I mean winner of the S&F Award..Congrats

  15. Note to Self: Be careful what you e-mail Moog . . . LoL 🙂

  16. Eva Gallant says:

    Bet she loved you for that one!

  17. Elly Lou says:

    So I started wondering if there were shadow vaginas for those shadow schlongs…and I started googling…and I found this (http://virginmaryagain.com/?p=8) which I fully expect you to make into its own post some day. Woof.

  18. Nenette AM says:

    that is PERFECTION.

  19. Coffeypot says:

    Then give her my email address and tell her my nickname is Tripod. You should see the shodows.

  20. Salt says:

    You are the best friend EVER!

  21. Salt says:

    You are the best friend EVER!

  22. JenJen says:

    honey I feel bad that she has to work within a 30 mile radius of you.

  23. Ziva says:

    I've been meaning to fence in the yard, but I see now that a stone wall might be the way to go…

  24. Olly says:

    Jeez, I didn't see anything like that at Home Depot!

  25. Let's hope she didn't send the original to her parents (like I would have). They could handle penis shadow photos, but hearing of their daughter's love of cock? Not so much.

  26. LB says:

    I might need to start taking more stock in those stupid forwarded emails. Apparently, you can learn a lot about your friends.Now copy this comment and forward it to 1,000 friends or God will KILL you!

  27. Rahul says:

    IT must love you.Indians love the…Wait.

  28. hysterical, i love it. i want that pic to be my new desktop background.

  29. Moooooog35 says:

    Lizzy: You and your bridge fixations.Meeko: That's probably a good life lesson here, yes.Eva: Her note to me this morning when I told her was:"I will get you back."Elly: I have wood.Get it?Nenette: * blushesCoffey: her husband is a giant cop who reads this.I'll be sure to pass along your info.Salt: I KNOW, right?JenJen: So does she.Ziva: HAHAHA. YES.Olly: No..you have to go to the "Moonlight Reader" store in the red light district.Christina: I actually think she did.Eh.LB: God is going to kill me anyway. It's been in the works for YEARS now.Rahul: HA! dude..so missed you.Not in a gay way.Alexa: It isn't already?

  30. Inferno says:

    That photo is fantastic.

  31. Kris says:

    Internet High Five!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. The bridge design was intentional

  33. The bridge design was intentional

  34. Tgoette says:

    OMG! Your response was too funny. I've seen that pick a bunch too. Do you think she got the message yet? LOL!

  35. UberGrumpy says:

    Awesome! As luck would have it, Mrs G and I are just building a garden wall. I'm off to change the bricks

  36. Miss Spoken says:

    How in the world is it possible that there is no visible graffiti to accompany an entire wall of penis shadows??

  37. Pat says:

    You? You are naughty. And I love that in a man. :)Now – down to business. Where can I get that fence?

  38. CatLadyLarew says:

    Epic shadow fail… or success… I'm not sure which.

  39. Lanned says:

    How can I not follow a blog with a post called penis shadows…she is lucky to have a friend like you. 🙂

  40. It's the same reason I don't even comment here often, because I know I'll get "spammed" by you. But at least, I guess, it feels good — at least the first time.

  41. eskimo jokes says:

    Haha !! That's a good one 🙂

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