This is probably why my friends don’t email me much.
I got an email the other day from my friend Janet.
The email was addressed to about 30 friggin’ people and was simply this:
I’ve seen this before…so I could have just..
But where’s the fun in that?
So I instead do what all good friends do and REPLIED TO ALL with this:
Replied to everyone regarding Janet’s ‘love of everything cock.’
Because it’s only funny if everyone including her husband sees it.
And, no guys, you can’t have her email address.