The Hulk Reads Notes to a Teacher – Episode 2

Posted: April 27, 2010 in if Spanish is the new English we're all doomed, movies, sad teaching stories


Today I bring to you the second installment of:

THE INCREDIBLE HULK READS TEACHERS NOTES

I honestly have no idea where my parents went wrong.

I have, in my possession, a series of notes that were handed to a teacher from a parent.

I stress here: FROM A PARENT.

Today, I bring you the second note in that series (for Episode 1, click here):

Here’s the note:

“On march 3, at 10 am I am inportnant a AApiontment for my kids to Boston but I am can’t permit inportnant need a doctor, Boston appointment. Her say no can’t permit a school.

thank you”

(to see a photo of the actual note, click here)

Neither of us have any idea what the fuck she was trying to say, either.

Again.

The note is from a parent.

A PARENT.

Regardless..not happy enough to just show you this note..

I do what I always do for you people who HAVE PROBABLY NOT BOUGHT A SINGLE COFFEE MUG OR CHEAP SHIRT FROM ME YET..

..and went the extra mile.

You will need access to Youtube.

Behold!!!

THE INCREDIBLE HULK READS TEACHERS NOTES – Episode 2

You’re welcome.

But if you really wanted to thank me you’d buy a goddamn mug or something.

It would make Hulk happy.

Moog out.

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Comments
  1. Wow. That is just scary. I have no idea!

  2. anna says:

    "…no can't permit a school" ?? WTF? hahaha. I luv those notes ^^

  3. Well glad we have the Hulk to read that crap, if we didn't have him around, we couldn't permit ourselves to understand such stuff in the hall way or notin' anyway, cuz how important is the skunk per daytime?A note from me…

  4. Momma Fargo says:

    I think the school needs to give her a no permit for sending notes. Then again…we wouldn't have anything funny to read on here..LMAO! đŸ™‚

  5. This is scary! How the h#ll can we expect parents to get invovled with their children if the parents can't write simple english. I hope that was not written by a natural born American. If it's an immigrant, I can understand.

  6. OMG!! I can't believe that note. I am frightened for that kid. lol

  7. ba_hutch says:

    Well, I figured out that if you run this through Google Translate to Spanish and then back to English, it all becomes crystal(meth) clear!"On March 3 at 10 am I'm important to make an appointment for my children to Boston, but I cannot leave significant need for an appointment with the doctor in Boston. Your say no can not allow a school. Thank you."

  8. LB says:

    I never get good stuff like this! Boston must have a larger population of illiterates.

  9. Ed says:

    Glad you could finally post today, Fucker.Guess you actually had to work at your job today.LOLLameness.God, I feel sorry for your wife and all the shit she puts up with everyday. THEN, to top it all off, she has to go to work and put up with shit like that.

  10. Rahul says:

    Lou Ferrigno has let himself go.

  11. Moooooog35 says:

    Michael: You ain't kiddin.Anna: Just as much as I love doing Hulk impressions? I don't think so.Lizzy: EXACTLY.Momma: You'd have NOTHING funny to read here?You cut me deep.Bikram: what's that like?Zobop: ..and yet, people are protesting in Arizona…Tee: Frightened for that kid? How about society in general?Ba_hutch: You cheated.LB: Preaching to the choir.Ed: I post at 2 pm on Tuesdays.Thanks for paying attention.Rahul: Really? I think he looks quite stunning.

  12. "Her say no can't permit a school."What the bloody hell?And the Hulk gimmick is friggin' hilarious. You could rotate it . . . Hulk, then a Caveman, etc.

  13. Eva Gallant says:

    I'm not sure it's fair to make fun of those notes. You try writing a note in that parent's language and see how it turns out.

  14. Joann Mannix says:

    The note was mystifying and appalling and made me kind of ill, but then The Hulk read it and just laughed and laughed. I love America so much.

  15. JenJen says:

    You are a goof. And I love your videos.

  16. Sounds like the kid forged it, to me. Not like THAT hasn't been done before!

  17. Colby says:

    That kid doesn't stand a chance.

  18. lbluca77 says:

    If I was your wife I would sent the kid home with a response to the note saying "Dear parent, what the fuck?"I'm sure the kid would probably have to read it to their parent.

  19. Don says:

    What's so surprising about that dumbass parent? Stupid bastards are all like that down here. Hell, they graduated from public schools!

  20. Dorn says:

    Is this a really bad instance of Babelfish misguiding a non-English speaker? WOW! My sister with Down's Syndrome can compose better sentences!

  21. Tracie says:

    And all these notes are written by dif. parents, right? That's skurry.

  22. Hey if this was Arizona you could probably get them arrested

  23. cowvin says:

    nice one! it was a good laugh indeed. It was like they bought an Idiots guide to English book made in china from a garage sale! oh yeah, about the t-shirt…..

  24. Miss Yvonne says:

    Your poor wife…what the hell does she tell that kid? Ummm, yes you can't permit to doctor Boston?

  25. Maxie says:

    You make me sad.

  26. Nicky says:

    Ok, this is sooooo obvious. On March 3rd, at 10am the parent will be important for her kids (c'mon, you gotta admire that she's scheduled a time to be important for her kids!)The only thing is, she hasn't been able to obtain the proper permit she needs to be important because it must be issued by a doctor appointed by the city of Boston. Apparently, someone told her that the school can't issue such a permit.(Is that true? 'Cause if your wife's school can issue a permit to be important, I'd really like one too.Oh, and a free mug. I'd really, really like a free mug.)

  27. Moooooog35 says:

    Chris: I may make this into a feature film.Eva: Nothing is fair. Especially trying to read these things.Joanne: Laugh glad you make I will able to.JenJen: You should see my private stash.Lana: totally not forged. These kids are kindergartners and can barely speak the language themselves.Colby: You could say the same about America's future.lbluca: the could would HAVE to. Seriously.Don: They're ALL like that down there?Explains a lot, actually.Dorn: Disturbing.Tracy: veery skurryMalach: We should move them! Great idea!cowwin: seriously, people..it's TEN BUCKSYvonne: I'm pretty sure she just stares at it blankly.Maxie: FYI, you're not the first woman to tell me that.Nikcy: Free mug? I can give it to you free if you pay for it.Thanks in advance.

  28. Robin says:

    Thats just sad…I usually try to write my best when sending notes..if that's the best Id hate to see the worst…ha..!

  29. CatLadyLarew says:

    HULK MAD! Already bought mug and cheap t-shirt! HULK CONFUSED!

  30. Funnyrunner says:

    Well DAMN you didn't have to go and share my note with the whole world, geez…seriously. I have tears streaming down my eyes. How do you do that hulk video thing?You have too much time on your hands… I think there's an 80s song about that…

  31. MommaKiss says:

    I just want to be clear, do your kids go to this school? I'm a little bit concerned that their teachers are blogging about things that their dad says.

  32. LiLu says:

    You should make chamber pots with your logo on them!!! Get it… mental POO??I'm sure there are plenty of starving children in Africa who could use one. For just 20 cents a day…

  33. You know all those stupid acronyms that signify a reader is laughing merrily at something — often to the point of needing a new keyboard? Well, I was eating a banana while reading this, and I seriously for reals almost choked. Is there an acronym for THAT? Probably. My point is: very funny.

  34. Kernut says:

    Ok, so what does your wife do with this now that she, uhh, knows, '…need a doctor, Boston appointment. Her say no can't permit school'?

  35. OMG these notes are CRAZY! And f-ing hilarious! Im off to watch the video now. Oh, and by the way, I wrote a blog post IN THE FIRST PERSON with photos and a VIDEO just for YOU. You're welcome.

  36. Toe says:

    I love, love, love the Hulk reads notes from parents. Hilarious. But on the other hand that note makes me fear for future illiterate generations.

  37. Anonymous says:

    On march 3, at 10 am (I am important – her Mother)I have an appointment for my kids to go to Boston but I can't allow them to get out of school with out proper permission. (important) They need to see a doctor that is in Boston for their appointments. She says she can't miss school.

  38. The Empress says:

    No…that can't be. Had to be a drunk and write thing, don't you think?

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