Which it is, when I’m not actually doing work.
Let me explain.
So, I’m going down to the gym at work the other day, and I notice all these ‘MISSING’ posters stuck up all over the goddamn place.
They’re in the rec room…the locker room…the hallways. EVERYWHERE.
I wonder what this person has lost that they’ve gone to such great lengths to put posters up all over the place at work.
Tara Reid’s virginity?
No. Although the ‘dog’ and ‘Tara Reid’ thing may be solved in one fell swoop.
No..what this person lost was…
I fully expected to order a milk in the cafeteria and see a picture of the sunglasses on the side.
So, I did what any normal person would do.
I faked a ransom note for them.
Do I have this jerk’s sunglasses?
But if this guy has 4 million bucks, I’m totally willing to go buy a pair and swap with him. Hell..he already gave me a picture of what they look like.
Worth a shot.