Wrapping up the Week – March 14, 2010

Posted: March 14, 2010 in week that was


Before I start today, I just want to be serious for a second (mark your calendar) and go all-out and pimp myself out.

Hey..even I get tired of the beatings from Rodrigo after a while.

On April 2nd, I will be the ‘Special Guest Host’ for a fundraising bash for New Hampshire HorseTalk Therapeutic Services which is an organization that provides hippotherapy services.

So – you’ll be able to find ME – yes ME – on April 2nd at Milly’s Tavern in Manchester, NH hosting this awesome event.

Bands, auctions, masssages from the Whiskey Girls, Cabin Fever Whiskey, raffles..a ton of shit.

Come down.

Meet me.

Support the cause.

Have some fun.

ONWARD!!!

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I had herniated disc surgery last Saturday so I haven’t been my usual hilarious self unless I was on my constant stream of Vicodin which is the best. drug. ever.

Hooray for butterflies!!

No idea.

Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo…

My Posts from this Week:

My herniated disc caused me a wicked bout of sciatica.

So, of course, this resulted in an illustrated guide on how to poop when you have a major pinch in your sciatic nerve.

Duh.

Wife my pupil’s mother writes paper in the worst a note way.

and then the…

Top Ten Hints that you May Have Children.

Clip-n-Save, people!

Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on ‘Mental Poo‘:

I celebrate Valentine’s Day last year by taking my kids to their first Monster Truck show.

My wife. SO lucky.

Am I right?

Puke begets puke begets puke begets puke….

I’m a lucky guy.

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Two Years Ago this week on ‘Mental Poo‘:

Low-flow toilets are the friends of NO ONE.

Enemies of all.

My first post-vacation article about my vacation to Disney with the kids.

Screw you, Mickey.

Screw. You.

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Some funny shit that’s not mine that I read this week:

My favorite new site: Emails from an Asshole

I have the camel toe of a much younger woman.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

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