Before I start today…
I was the recipient of THREE..count ’em…THREE AWARDS over at 30+ Something Bloggers after all the votes were tallied.
On a side note, I was a member of a “40+ Bloggers Group” at one point, but it was just me and some guy named ‘Lou’ who kept asking me if I was a cop and sending me pictures of him masturbating while his cat watched so I bailed.
I know. I probably should have stayed. Lou seemed nice.
Anway – here’s what I won:
Excuse me…off to Google ‘snarky.’
I think it has something to do with ‘hot.’
I’m proud of this one because it makes me feel more awesome.
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And the last one…
* checks to confirm penis is still there
..and I told myself I wasn’t gonna cry.
Thanks to all who voted – especially for me because you hold a special place in my heart next to this giant chunk of grisle.
If you’re over 30, head over to 30-Something Bloggers and become a member. Do it soon, because you’re old and will probably be dead shortly.
(points at crotch)
Nothing to see here today…
…except a custom “motivational poster” made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.
…I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.
Here’s today’s poster for you (click to enlarge (that’s what she said)):
Alternate title to this one:
If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.
You can also purchase Authentic “Motivate THIS” Mental Poo Merchandise at the ‘Mental Poo’ store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.
Yeah. I’m in it for the money.