Motivational Filler – Impressed

Posted: February 19, 2010 in motivational posters

Before I start today…

I was the recipient of THREE..count ’em…THREE AWARDS over at 30+ Something Bloggers after all the votes were tallied.

On a side note, I was a member of a “40+ Bloggers Group” at one point, but it was just me and some guy named ‘Lou’ who kept asking me if I was a cop and sending me pictures of him masturbating while his cat watched so I bailed.

I know. I probably should have stayed. Lou seemed nice.

Anway – here’s what I won:


HA! Snarkiest commenter!

Excuse me…off to Google ‘snarky.’

I think it has something to do with ‘hot.’


BEST TWEETER!!

I’m proud of this one because it makes me feel more awesome.

If you want to follow me on Twitter, click the button on my sidebar, the ‘contact me’ button up top, or just go here.

Hilarity ensues.

And the last one…


Best Male Blogger?!

* checks to confirm penis is still there

..and I told myself I wasn’t gonna cry.

Thanks to all who voted – especially for me because you hold a special place in my heart next to this giant chunk of grisle.

If you’re over 30, head over to 30-Something Bloggers and become a member. Do it soon, because you’re old and will probably be dead shortly.

ONWARD!!

*******************

Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today…

…except a custom “motivational poster” made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously…

…I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here’s today’s poster for you (click to enlarge (that’s what she said)):


Fuck.

Alternate title to this one:

Jealousy.

Little shit.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

You can also purchase Authentic “Motivate THIS” Mental Poo Merchandise at the ‘Mental Poo’ store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.

Yeah. I’m in it for the money.

Duh.

Moog out.

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