“..and then I wished I was blind.”
Let me explain.
Every once in a while I run through Flickr looking for photos for my Motivational Posters.
Sometimes, this is a bad, bad idea.
THIS is why:
(click to enlarge…or don’t. Yeah..maybe you’re better off not clicking)
Not that I have anything against big hairy guys wearing dresses and heels and OMG OMG OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!
My point is that I have nothing against these people (especially my testicles) and them posting pictures of themselves..
But..then you get the COMMENTS:
“Beautiful legs and feet?”
Did I die? Is this Hell?
It can’t be Hell because I really really expected Rachael Ray to be serving me appetizers of Andy Dick’s flaccid penis.
Let’s see…more pictures and..um….
That’s the sound of me.
This has to be a horrible, horrible dream.
That said, when Martin Luther King Jr. announced “I have a dream..” I HIGHLY DOUBT it involved this thing standing on top of a fucking mountain with it’s balls tucked up neatly behind it’s taint.
Just a guess here.
I’m hereby declaring that mountain-top hiking transsexuals in pink fuzzy slippers and a tasteful yet understated low-cut top go against the very fiber of the Civil Rights movement.
Either that, or they’re just grossing me the fuck out.
Shit like this is why I stopped visiting Grandpa.
This is also the reason why I think I’m gonna stay away from Flickr for a while.
I don’t think my stomach can handle it.