Wrapping Up the Week like a Diseased Wiggly

Posted: January 16, 2010 in week that was

Before I start today..

Lee from Headaches, Hormones and Hotflashes is having a contest for ‘Best Commercial’ for her homemade soap.

I made her one.

I’m losing the contest to a guy from Oklahoma. OKLAHOMA!!

(please don’t sing)

So, go swing on over, watch the commercials, and vote on the one you think is best.

Which should be mine, because I love you all and did I mention how good you (choose one) look/smell/feel/are in bed?

Thanks in advance.


Gonna try something new here today…


Woops. Wrong thing.

Thought I’d take a cue from one of the greatest bloggers on the planet, The Bloggess, and do a weekly wrap up.

My Posts from this Week:

You got to see a Buddha on a banana split.

You became enthralled by my son’s penis and it’s ability to carry a tune.

I gave you a picture of a magnanimous mullet.

Oh..stuff I DIDN’T write about but mentioned on Twitter:

I rode a bull at the company party.

Here is a photo:


I. Am. A stallion.

Here’s the video:



Not so fast.

I like how my fall is SO violent that it looks like I was shot from a pent-up Richard Simmons penis.

Or..shotgun. Whatever.

However, I apparently know now that I’m gay…since I guess only girls ride mechanical bulls and…you know…wear little cowboy hats while they’re doing it.

You live. You learn.

You write about it in a post that is seen by 30,000 people.


And now…

Moments in MENTAL POO History:


A year ago this week on ‘Mental Poo‘:

I had an unfortunate cockring incident. AT WORK.

Once again, I disappoint my son (this has nothing to do with the cockring thing)

I had en epic household cookie failure.


Two Years Ago this week on ‘Mental Poo‘:

My last vasectomy appointment required me to jerk off into a cup.

That was awesome.

I regaled you with a tale of how stupid I can be when I’m drunk and there are weights around.

Some funny shit that’s not mine that I read this week:

How to kill your father.

The Cat IS the Hat!

The strangest, most disturbing thing I’ve ever watched.

There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.


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