Motivational Filler – Barbarism

Posted: November 13, 2009 in motivational posters

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today…

…except a custom “motivational poster” made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously…

…I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here’s today’s poster for you (click to enlarge (that’s what she said)):


Yeah..it’s mean.

But it’s okay.

When I was a kid, I used to get punished on the “Slide of Small Penises.”

Worst. Slide. Ever.

Really bumpy.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won’t.

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UPDATE!

I forgot about some housekeeping, per usual.

I received the following award from Burned Out Waitress at “Confessions of Me.


Great.

Fucking flowers.

I was supposed to do some ‘seven things about me’ crap, but since Homey don’t play that way AND the award was – once again – accompanied by no money, I will simply defer you to when I did this way back here.

All kidding aside, thanks, Burned Out!

Secondly, here’s where I’ll be this Sunday:


That’s right, bitches.

I’ll be in my first ever karate tournament.

Here’s to hoping this works out better than my usual karate classes.

These fucking insurance copays are KILLING me.

Regardless, I’m going with my 6 year old son who will be in his second tournament.

Let’s hope he does as well as his first one.

..and I get to kick someone’s ass and come home with a trophy or three.

That’s right:

Five feet of fury, baby.

Five feet of fury.

Moog out.

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