Christopher Columbus Didn’t Leave Me Squat

Posted: October 13, 2009 in holidays, kids, wtf

File this under:

“Another reason my children will need therapy.”

Aside from, you know, the obvious.

This past Monday was ‘Columbus Day’ here in the United States.

That prompted this exchange between me and my son on Sunday:

Me: “You don’t have school’s Columbus Day.”

Cam: “Tomorrow is Columbus Day?”

Me: “ you know what that means, don’t you?”

Cam: “No.”

Me: “That means that today is Columbus Eve.  Tonight, when you’re asleep, Christopher Columbus will come into everyone’s house through the garage and leave all the good little boys and girls little toy ships.”

Cam (eyes wide): “Really!?”

Me: “No. Not really.

I love that shit.

Kids are so stupid.

You should hear what I told him they get on Labor Day.

My wife is not amused.

Moog out.


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