It’s another episode of Moooooog’s “Try it at Home” series!
It’s like a home improvement show.
Except without the home.
So, nothing like that at all.
I have no other analogy.
Thesauruses are fucking useless.
Once again I give you another annoying thing that I do on a regular basis.
On a related note:
My friends call my wife “Saint Jen.”
What’s a Motto?
Admittedly, probably my most annoying habit.
You know that old joke?
Man #1: “What’s that?”
Man #2: “It’s a motto.”
Man #1: “What’s a motto?”
Man #2: “I don’t know…what’s a motto with you?”
That shit kills in Vegas.
This is why I don’t go.
Plus the heat.
I get swamp ass pretty easily.
…but apply it to pretty much everything else I’m asked.
Daughter (reading a sign from the back of the car): “Daddy, what’s a rebate?”
Me: “I don’t know…what’s a rebate with you?”
OH! OH MAN!
Me: “..so if our house doesn’t assess high enough, we’ll have to pay PMI.”
Wife: “What’s PMI?”
Me: “I don’t know, what’s PMI with you?”
I sold it! You bought it! No refunds!
No need for Vegas.
Well…except maybe for the cathouses.
They don’t care how annoying you are as long as you can pay.
I have a Gold Card.