Motivational Filler – Nature’s Fury

Posted: April 28, 2009 in motivational posters

A couple of things today before I start:

1) Today is the last day you can vote on my poll over there on the left.

Yes.

It’s real. And it’s spectacular.

2) I have a movie review of Slumdog Millionaire over on Moog’s Movie Reviews.

Funny…but I did not ONCE mention how the ‘Regis’ Indian guy says ‘Millionaire.’

Like this:

“Welcome back…to Whoo Want to be a MILLENAYRE!”

Millenayre?

Depends.

I might want to be a Millenayre.

Can I expense the ballgags and dog collars this time?

Will Pierce Brosnan be watching from behind a two-way mirror again?

Sweeeeet.

By the way…I’m looking for guest reviewers over there.

If you’re interested, send me an email or shoot me your review.

I’m looking for any way possible to get out of doing work.

It’s how I roll.

Lazily…and with cheese curls.

ONWARD!!

*******************

Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today…

…except a custom “motivational poster” made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously…

…I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here’s today’s poster for you (click to enlarge (that’s what she said)):


Farmers.

They’re so lucky.

I mean..um…

EW.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won’t.

Moog out.

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