Motivational Filler – Partying and Regret

Posted: March 17, 2009 in inspirational posters, motivational posters, partying, regret

SEE THE BOTTOM FOR A BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!!!

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As you read this…

…I’m in surgery getting either a pin or plate inserted into my goddamn hand.

You’ll find out why tomorrow.

If you think the suspense is killing you, you should see what my fucking hand feels like.

It’s always about you, isn’t it?

Selfish prick.

In the meantime, enjoy this poster…

…and a movie review of Ghost Town over on Moog’s Movie Reviews!

See you on the other side.

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today…

…except a custom “motivational poster” made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously…

…I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here’s today’s poster for you (click to enlarge (that’s what she said)):


The Alternate:


Yep.

A TWOFER!

Which is WAY better than Jimmy’s Three-fer.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won’t.

Moog out.

Update:

I now have BOTH a plate and pin in my hand.

Thew nerve block has made my left arm totally numb and paralyzed…so “the stranger” masturbation technique tonight should be really interesting!

Well…hello Lefty.

How you doin?

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Comments
  1. Christina_the_wench says:

    I TOLD you to stop doing that! Never listen….

  2. Christina_the_wench says:

    I TOLD you to stop doing that! Never listen….

  3. LBluca77 says:

    Poor Jimmy is one unlucky bastard.

    I think we are going to also need a picture of your hand. Come on, don’t disapoint us.

  4. LBluca77 says:

    Poor Jimmy is one unlucky bastard.

    I think we are going to also need a picture of your hand. Come on, don’t disapoint us.

  5. Becky..AMHW says:

    I vote for pics too.

    If I got a plate inserted into my hand some jerk-off would assume I should serve him a pot pie on it.

  6. Becky..AMHW says:

    I vote for pics too.

    If I got a plate inserted into my hand some jerk-off would assume I should serve him a pot pie on it.

  7. Susan says:

    How do you even post the freakin’ picture with a smashed hand?? Yikes. And by the way, that motivational today is motivation for any man to stay the hell home at night!

  8. Susan says:

    How do you even post the freakin’ picture with a smashed hand?? Yikes. And by the way, that motivational today is motivation for any man to stay the hell home at night!

  9. the iNDefatigable mjenks says:

    Yes, yes, maybe.

    Anyone else see the chick in the background and think she’s showing her tits for a free drink?

  10. the iNDefatigable mjenks says:

    Yes, yes, maybe.

    Anyone else see the chick in the background and think she’s showing her tits for a free drink?

  11. Kara says:

    I don’t think any of us have doubts about why you need surgery on your hand….bound to happen sooner or later.

  12. Kara says:

    I don’t think any of us have doubts about why you need surgery on your hand….bound to happen sooner or later.

  13. Mike says:

    It’s from masturbation fatigue, isn’t it.

    Moooog, we had this talk. You HAVE to switch it up man!

  14. Mike says:

    It’s from masturbation fatigue, isn’t it.

    Moooog, we had this talk. You HAVE to switch it up man!

  15. rs27 says:

    This gives an all new meaning to “put your ass into it”

    Please don’t.

  16. rs27 says:

    This gives an all new meaning to “put your ass into it”

    Please don’t.

  17. LiLu says:

    What? That’s her “sexin’ face”.

  18. LiLu says:

    What? That’s her “sexin’ face”.

  19. wc#3 says:

    Good God… your pictures are bringing up very painful memories… they involve a couch… no, you really DO NOT want to know…

    I’m hurting so hard I laughed…

  20. wc#3 says:

    Good God… your pictures are bringing up very painful memories… they involve a couch… no, you really DO NOT want to know…

    I’m hurting so hard I laughed…

  21. Stacie says:

    good luck with your surgery.

  22. Stacie says:

    good luck with your surgery.

  23. coffeypot says:

    Sorry to hear…uh…read about your hand, Mooooog. Next time tell her to warn you before she crosses her legs. And speaking of legs, Tea has a beautiful pair. They would look even better wrapped abound my head.

  24. coffeypot says:

    Sorry to hear…uh…read about your hand, Mooooog. Next time tell her to warn you before she crosses her legs. And speaking of legs, Tea has a beautiful pair. They would look even better wrapped abound my head.

  25. GorillaSushi says:

    That pic looks familiar…

  26. GorillaSushi says:

    That pic looks familiar…

  27. Kellie says:

    So is it a bad assumption that the surgery was needed due to your excessive amounts of alone time?

  28. Kellie says:

    So is it a bad assumption that the surgery was needed due to your excessive amounts of alone time?

  29. Dr Zibbs says:

    Look at those dames thinking that they’re all hot.

    And your comment on my blog today had me laughing.

  30. Dr Zibbs says:

    Look at those dames thinking that they’re all hot.

    And your comment on my blog today had me laughing.

  31. fiona says:

    OMFG Moog!
    If you need surgery on your hand what kind of “condition” is Mr Wiggly in??
    I’m suspecting he’s in ICU and undergoing psychiatric evaluation…poor wee bastard.
    I too want photo’s of that beeotch “PAM”

  32. fiona says:

    OMFG Moog!
    If you need surgery on your hand what kind of “condition” is Mr Wiggly in??
    I’m suspecting he’s in ICU and undergoing psychiatric evaluation…poor wee bastard.
    I too want photo’s of that beeotch “PAM”

  33. Malach the Merciless says:

    You were masturbating, we can all tell!

  34. Malach the Merciless says:

    You were masturbating, we can all tell!

  35. fiona says:

    I was SO “concerned” bout ya that I just re read this post! LOL
    Hope “Lefty” is less S/M than PAM and also hope you actually said…
    Well…hello Lefty
    How YOU doin?

    Ok I’m done
    I peed
    again

  36. fiona says:

    I was SO “concerned” bout ya that I just re read this post! LOL
    Hope “Lefty” is less S/M than PAM and also hope you actually said…
    Well…hello Lefty
    How YOU doin?

    Ok I’m done
    I peed
    again

  37. meleah rebeccah says:

    you may be injured but you are still the King Of Captions.

  38. meleah rebeccah says:

    you may be injured but you are still the King Of Captions.

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