On a side note, if I could ACTUALLY DO myself, I don’t think I’d ever leave the house.
Hey…this penis smells funny!
A thought popped into my head for doing a ‘meme’ the other day.
For those of you who don’t know, a ‘meme’ is the French word for ‘grandma.’
I loved doing that meme.
Man…that bitch was FILTHY.
…’memere’ is the French word for grandma.
Sometimes I start talking about the wrong things.
Confused, my head is bacon goodness!!
But I’ve digressed.
Fuzzy little sexy things.
Regardless, here’s my idea:
List some things about yourself that are true, and some that are a lie.
Here’s the catch:
The items have to be song titles.
There is no – “you have to have five of each” rule…or whatever…if you can only find one song, then just use one song.
Tomorrow…the horrible, horrible LIES!
Some true things about myself in song titles:
I’m 5 foot fucking 2 inches tall. Not rocket science here, people.
However, I have a reason to live! I don’t wanna die!
There’s so much porn I have yet to see!
Seriously, mom – I’m coming home.
I really need a fucking haircut.
Please be advised that I may not know what to do with it once you give it to me.
However, I won’t have it for very long, because I’m….
…I’ll have your sex for, like, 3…maybe 4 minutes.
Also…to my wife:
Honey, the ‘I second this choice!’ shout out here is totally unnecessary.
I hate fish.
a) My wife made the tuna sandwich
b) The bread is lightly toasted…not too crispy…and DEFINITELY not UNtoasted…that shit’s just plain wrong right there, my friend.
c) It has pickles to kill the taste of the actual tuna
d)It has no f*cking dog hair in it OH MY GOD THERE IS DOG HAIR EVERYWHERE IN THIS HOUSE CAN’T WE JUST KILL THIS FUCKING DOG?!?!
I’m doing it right now.
My boss is looking at me funny.
But if I keep doing #5 with the schedule I’m on it’s bound to happen sooner or later.
There you go.
If you’re interested in doing this, have at it.
I don’t tag people ever since I got teased in the 8th grade for actually playing tag instead of smoking pot with the rest of the kids.
This is also why I have “a list.”
Just link back to whoever you got the idea from.
It’s the nice thing to do.