The other day, I got an email from my friend, Janet.
I used to work with Janet in Technical Support for an Internet Security Company.
On a related note:
Most of you people are fucking stupid.
She was the only woman in a group of guys – which included me.
As such, Janet learned a lot of new…um…“terms.”
Janet never understood a single one.
Naive, she was.
So, every day, you would hear her get on the phone to her husband, Bill, and say stuff like:
“Honey – what’s thing thing they call a ‘penis?'”
Bill is not a lucky man.
But you would hear her call her husband trying to clarify some of the shit us guys were talking about.
“Hey..it’s me. What’s a ‘Dirty Sanchez?'”
“Hey…me again. Do you know what a ‘tossed salad’ is?”
“Okay. The guys said you’d know what a ‘shocker‘ is.”
“Me again. Have you ever ‘teabagged‘ me?”
Men are classy around ditzy broads.
“A Woman’s Needs”
(all men reading this simultaneously fall asleep)
Here it is:
To: (giant list of people Janet wanted to annoy)
Subject: A Woman’s Needs
Is this thing on?
Yeah. Fucking hilarious.
Not to be outdone…
To: (Janet and her giant list of email recipients)
Subject: Something Else a Woman Needs
I thought of one more thing a woman needs.
I’ve taken the liberty of drawing it up for you and attaching it.
P.S., ten bucks says you have to ask Bill what it means.
Any ditzy broads out there not figure it out yet?
Like I said…
…men are classy.