Motivational Filler – Asians

Posted: February 10, 2009 in asians, inspirational posters, motivational posters

Before I start today, I have a new movie review of the movie:

Taken

…over on Moog’s Movie Reviews.

Look out, Jean Claude VanDamme! There’s a new oriental action hero in town!!

Oh.

Liam Neeson isn’t Oriental?

Then what fucking accent IS that?!

Speaking of Oriental people…

Move along.

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today…

…except a custom “motivational poster” made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously…

…I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here’s today’s poster for you (click to enlarge (that’s what she said)):


My apologies to all my Asian readers out there.

Especially the ones who know karate.

I bruise easily.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won’t.

Moog out.

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Comments
  1. Christina_the_wench says:

    Why are most Asians either tourists or nail techs?

    I’m gonna get my ass kicked by some short men now, aren’t I? Shit.

  2. LiLu says:

    Apparently, when your Asian waiter slips you a saki refill all stealth-like, you should NOT tell him he’s “like a ninja!”

    …Found that out the hard way.

  3. LiLu says:

    Apparently, when your Asian waiter slips you a saki refill all stealth-like, you should NOT tell him he’s “like a ninja!”

    …Found that out the hard way.

  4. the iNDefatigable mjenks says:

    I thought it was ‘Godzirra’.

  5. LBluca77 says:

    My grandma still calls Asians Orientals. Old people are fun. Speaking of orientals why are there names always Tiffany or Heather but speak horrible english?

  6. Patyrish says:

    you are HILARIOUS! I have a friend that when he goes to Disney World (we live close so we go a lot), if he sees ANY Asian person about to take a photo, he always runs into the background of the picture.

    He’s an idiot.

    anyway I look forward to your motivational posters. I think I am going to go through and look at all of them.

    Moog rocks.

  7. meleah rebeccah says:

    I love your posters. They always crack me up. Headed over to your movie blog now.

  8. coffeypot says:

    Dumbass! Liam’s accent is not Oriental. It’s either Lebanese or Swahili with a touch of French. Or it could be Canadian, ay?

  9. Malach the Merciless says:

    Sending that one to Murk’s wife

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