At least in the Middle East.
Here is an IM conversation I had the other day with my buddy John.
Please, people – no Jihads.
Thanks in advance.
If you hate intolerance of other cultures, you might want to skip this.
I think I failed that class.
Probably because the teacher had a f*cking accent.
midgetmanofsteel: so, I’m doing wrist curls with the olympic bar, kneeling over a bench (forearms on the bench, wrists over)
midgetmanofsteel: ..and they’re starting to cramp up…so I drop the bar the 6 inches or whatever on my last rep.
midgetmanofsteel: I stand up, and this Indian guy is rushing over to me all frantic looking.
midgetmanofsteel: I’m, like, “hey..what’s up?”
midgetmanofsteel: he’s like, “OH – I HEARD A BIG BANG!! YOU OKAY?”
midgetmanofsteel: um..yeah. I’m okay.
midgetmanofsteel: thanks, Mahatma.
John: did he smell bad?
John: they all do at my gym
John: it’s nasty
midgetmanofsteel: he was in the locker room BEFORE he went into the gym and smelled like he’d just run all the way from Bangalore.
John: had the italian sub smell going?
John: nasty isn’t it
midgetmanofsteel: god – really nasty.
John: I might have to keep a can of Axe body spray on me so I can hose them down
midgetmanofsteel: What?! Then the chicks will be all over them!
John: I would’ve said, I dropped this weight due to this foul smell
John: it has just gotten really strong, any idea what it is?
John: don’t you have some suicide vest to wear or something?
midgetmanofsteel: LOL – I think that role’s delegated to the Al Qaeda guy we got in here.
midgetmanofsteel: seriously – you’re working in a computer lab. you need to wear the f*cking towel?
midgetmanofsteel: Christ, I don’t go around wearing my First Communion suit.
A discussion about working out digresses into a diatribe about how smelly Indian people can be.
Somehow, I don’t think I’d make a very good Democrat.
Oh – by the way…
…the title of this?
It’s the punchline to this part of the IM conversation:
John: dude you know the difference between a dot head and towel head?
midgetmanofsteel: no – what?
Now you know.
I’m getting a Jihad, aren’t I?
I knew it.