My F*cking Blog is Full of Sh*twords!

Posted: April 17, 2008 in about me, awards

This JUST in…

BREAKING NEWS ABOUT “MENTAL POO”:

The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?

No shit.

Well, there’s a big f*cking surprise for you.

Here’s the good part:



760% MORE CUSSING THAN THE LEADING WEBSITES.

That’s right, bitches.

SEVEN HUNDRED AND SIXTY PERCENT MORE.

I need to make a commercial.

I also need to aim higher.

Just think of what it COULD be if I didn’t put little “*” things in the actual swear words.

Reach for the stars, my mom always said.

Which is tough, when you’re just over five feet tall…

…and the only stars you can actually reach are the ones on the sidewalk in Hollywood.

My mom is so proud.

So very, f*cking proud.

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