Senor Scrotum meets Dirty Sanchez

Posted: October 15, 2007 in rants, search results


In an effort to keep my loyal readers updated on where my site is landing in search results, I present to you a second installment in my “You Searched for What?!” series.

Based on my statistics, my site has now been included in the results for the following searches:

1) dong wong’s wife
2) hmo poo
3) apocalypse poo
4) senor scrotum

Aside from an interest in feces and testicles, I have no idea what any of these search criteria have in common.

But, to be honest, I’m feeling like a proud papa when I think about the lifestyle of the people my site is attracting. Such highbrow entertainment for classis intellectuals.

Let’s break these down one at a time.

1) dong wong’s wife
Whe the F is “Dong Wong?” In a search for this, I Googled it. There I am, in the seventh search spot with my Translate This article.

However, I am no closer into deciphering who, exactly, Dong Wong is…or if his wife is hot or not.

I’m guessing that Dong Wong is the guy at the end of my cube row who still can’t understand a f*cking word I’m saying.

2) HMO Poo

As far as “hmo poo” goes, I can only imagine what health crisis this person has where they actually have to determine if a problem involving their “poo” is covered under their HMO health plan. Let’s help these people, faithful readers, by wearing brown ribbon pins in support of their cause.

It’s either that, or someone was Googling health plans to avoid ones that are really sh*tty.

Regardless, it is refreshing to see fecal matter referenced with our health care system…although, that may seem redundant.

3) Apocalypse Poo

Um…what?

I’m curious if it’s Al Qaida that’s researching “Apocalypse Poo” – as trying feverishly to somehow get us all killed while using camel excrement. Interestingly, it gives a whole new meaning to the term, “dirty bomb.”

If it’s extreme right-wing Christians researching this, and they know something about the apocalypse that the rest of us don’t know about, I’m worried. I’m really worried about the skies darkening, as the Four Horsemen (War, Famine, Pestilence and Death) appear over the horizon…

…followed by the lesser known FIFTH Horseman of the Apocalypse:

Stinky.

The other option on this one is that Martin Sheen is revising his role in a new Oliver Stone film…taken place entirely inside a porta-potty.

4) Senor Scrotum

Did someone search this because this guy really exists? Has anyone met him? What’s he like? Is he like a Mexican Dr. Ruth?

On a side note, I may use this as my costume idea for Halloween (sombrero, two dodgeballs and brillo pads).

Not sure yet how I’m going to explain it to the kids during trick-or-treat.

The other explanation here is that someone mispelled “Senior” – which, to be honest, is just too disturbing for me to picture at 7:23 in the morning.

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Comments
  1. >Yeah, I got more than this, wait until tonight . . . to combine stool sample, rubbersuit studios and Jesusman!

  2. C.Rag says:

    >I think some anti-gay Christians were googling homo poo, but misspelled homo

  3. moooooog35 says:

    >I also have one regarding Farrah Fawcett…but it’s too graphic, even for here. She needs to alert her bodyguards that someone is seriously stalking her.

  4. Emmy says:

    >I love your posts, they always grab my attention.

  5. krrey_boo17 says:

    >I’ll see what I can do about the tutorial concerning the g-spot…maybe I can find a similar or related post! But I don’t think that I could post a video or photos cause I might get banned for that! haha! i find your posts very interesting! keep on making noise at my site! if you don’t mind can we exchange links? thanks!

  6. Sara Sue says:

    >I think Marty Sheen IS senor scrotum. He’s can also be considered a senior scrotum.

  7. >Well what did you *think* came out of those four horses?

  8. >Its not so odd, In my fear of the apocalypse and my love of poo I occasionally search for apocalypse poo.

  9. sxdiva says:

    >Hey, I wonder if the hairy gay men are googling for senor scrotums while applying Rogaine everywhere? It would be easy to make a typo with Rogaine all over you. If my blog draws ads like “Find Hairy Gay Men” then you probably deserve a bit of mystique also. (now that I’ve written that watch what ads target your site).My only search phrase that’s coming up is “sexy pleasure blog”.By the way, where did my picture come from? Is that a google widget?

  10. >you know, i think al quaida apoloclypse poo should incorporate anthrax in the poo. kill two infidels with one stone!

  11. whatagem says:

    >The woman in the photo at the top of the post just looks like she’s in pain! I can’t relate, but I could only imagine the back pain!

  12. >Going to Hell for that one, yes, yes.

  13. AngryMan says:

    >I’m pretty sure that Dong Wong is really Clarence Thomas.

  14. Eve says:

    >Nothing beats HMO poo. that just says it all

  15. champ says:

    >Thanks for your comments on my page. The point raised by you that blowing horn is in favour of the environment is totally wrong. I think the person standing ahead will move and not all the persons want to stand at the light. There might be rare cases of that. My point was that mostly people move…so keep it going…you have nice post and the page is also good.

  16. Kitty DeMure says:

    >omg…I love the senor scrotum thing. if you dress up like that for Halloween you have to take pictures.

  17. moooooog35 says:

    >You guys have awesome comments. I’m particularly intrigued by AngryMan’s link of Dong Wong to Clarence Thomas. It may also explain Senor Scrotum…although that may be Bill Clinton.

  18. Prin says:

    >I’m jealous. The searches that get to my blog are all morbid, like “liver cancer” or “canine kidney failure”. Sigh. I needs me some Senor Dong Wong Scrotum. 😦

  19. Sirdar says:

    >I’ve been noticing some of the weird and wonderful search phases that have found my blog too. Obviously the Poo part is easy to figure out…but the damning question is why are those people searching for poo? Kinky!!

  20. Ava says:

    >How do you know what are the key-word searches for your blog?Is that how you put that sentence? It makes no sense. Dong Wong’s wife…I’m imagining two Chinese restaurants next to each other… Mr. Lee, the owner of The Bamboo Hut is jealous of Mr. Wong’s success with his restaurant, The Golden Panda, so he’s desperately looking for something to blackmail Mr. Wong with…. LIGHTBULB!!!! DONG WONG’S WIFE!xoxo,SENIORita SCROTUM

  21. cardiogirl says:

    >Ok, I seriously have a question for you moooog, as a man. Do you really find that picture of that chicks ginormous boobs sexy? I get it, they’re shaped like Os and they replace OO in Google. Clever.But does that appeal to you sexually? They look like two grossly overgrown tumors, to me. I clearly, am a chick.So that’s why I’m asking you. When is it too much? When does it look grossly odd to you, moooog?I’m seriously curious.

  22. moooooog35 says:

    >Cardio,That girl up there is female.That means she appeals to me.Boobs or not.But, I’m a boob guy (as opposed to some people who – for some reason – are “feet guys” and weird crap like that) so, yes, they make the picture a bit nicer.

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